Nursery Crimes 6.4

 
(i) Rosie’s

Your lips are red
Your eyes are blue
Suck on my dick
And then I’ll fuck you

My penis is red,
Its veins are all blue,
Open your legs,
So I can fuck you.

Your ass is red
I’m glad that you blew
Pull it some more
Get covered in goo

(ii) BOTTLES

Five green bottles stuffed inside your twat
Five green bottles stuffed inside your twat,
And if one green bottle gets accidentally spat,
There will be four green bottles still inside your twat.

Four green bottles inside your hairy cave
Four green bottles inside your hairy cave
And if your loose pussy starts to misbehave
There will be three green bottles inside your hairy cave.

Three green bottles inside your ample bush
Three green bottles inside your ample bush
If your fanny farts and a bottle flies out; Woooosh!
There’ll be two green bottles and pressing on your toosh.

Two green bottles left inside your pie
Two green bottles left inside your pie,
If you squeeze your cheeks you can really make one fly
There’ll be one green bottle stuck in your crusty pie

One green bottle stuck sideways in your hole
One green bottle stuck sideways in your hole
And if this green bottle gets stuck in your porthole
You can leave it there as a form of birth control


(iii) Problematic Small penis

Itsey bitsey Penis
Climbing up your spout.
The golden shower came down
And washed my penis out.
Out came your face towel
Piss now just a stain.
My itsey bitsey Penis
Goes up your spout again



(iv) Hands

Two firm hands to pull, pull, pull
two pink lips that drool, drool, drool
Two sexy legs are open wide.
My purple head goes right inside


(v) Fuck a Duck

Two horny fucks,
Were fucking one day,
nobody knew,
they both were gay.
A slutty Fuck showed her
“Twat, twat, twat."
The two little fucks
Ignored her crack