tail wagging the dog

If hindsight is 20/20
It comes all too late
Playing running back for West Nile
The mosquito bit my nape...

A tin Lizzie on planet X
Driving down the Ford Stargate
Even when the lie is super slick
The truth is what it ain't...

Fools living on vitamin Me
Mixed with a cocktail of insane
Always having one to leave
You don't pay a ho to stay...

Honk Kong Phooey swingin' chop
Still couldn't kick him straight
"Holy jumpin' idiot beans
He's smart as a coat of paint"...
                         
"Think with your heart, feel with your head"
The grinning guru relates
This vegan needs some more protein
He's head has lost some weight...

He walked on the ground she worshiped
Cause his lines a figure eight
His spirituality now in tow
His soul rolled the dice of fate...

What wonders of imagination
Our world spins round in the mind
The treasures of generations
All setup in a line...

The parody swings very wide
The sarcasm shoots up high
To think we never noticed
Ours thought dragons in the sky...