unhinge yo' jaw!

Got a mouth like Satan's crack pipe    
Got soul like the Antichrist    
Lost your mind and your hat on it    
No riff or rhyme for two suffice...    
   
Shot a hole in the Christmas turkey    
Threw some cheese in the collection plate    
Selling ethics to the lowest bidder    
Pimpin' ho's with inverted hate    
   
Buying wine to wash your pinto    
Smacked the Yin across the Yang    
Cracked the glass if it's half empty    
Sold the car to get some crank...    
   
Shot your foot and never knew it    
Crippled a man with just your breath    
Stole a watch to never use it    
"Burn the Beatles!", your preacher said...    
   
Can stand to see you coming    
Shoot!, had dentures at seventeen    
Smoked the church on Easter sunday    
Dipped yo granny in whip cream    
   
Not worth the clothes your wearing    
You ain't someones no one at all    
Just too lazy to be a nihilist    
For the love of God unhinge yo' jaw...