My Favorite Pill

One pill makes me big
One pill makes me small
One pill makes me feel
Like I'm nothing at all
One pill makes me green
One pill makes me blue
One pill makes me feel
Like a life without you
One pill makes me happy
One pill makes me sad
One pill makes me feel
Like I'm Bill Clinton’s dad
One pill makes me heavy
One pill makes me light
One pill makes me feel
Like a strawberry delight
One pill makes me horny
One pill makes me prude
One pill makes me feel
Like a virgin getting screwed
One pill makes me skinny
One pill makes me fat
One pill makes me feel
Like I'm the Cheshire cat
One pill makes me high
One pill makes me sober
One pill makes me feel
Like a pumpkin in October
One pill makes me jumpy
One pill makes me calm
One pill makes me feel
Like an exploding atom bomb
One pill makes me hungry
One pill makes me full
One pill makes me feel
Like I'm Fonzie super-cool
One pill makes me thoughtless
One pill makes me dream
One pill makes me feel
Like pistachio ice-cream
One pill makes me cold
One pill makes me hot
One pill makes me feel
Like I'm Rosie the robot
One pill makes me truthful
One pill makes me lie
One pill makes me feel
Like a could never die
But My Favorite Pill
The one that feels so right
Is the one I take with you
And we play all damm night