Miss Later

Miss Later

Morning horny wake up
I touch her soft , smooth skin
I'm hoping that my hard on
Will be accepted and welcomed in
But she rolls over the covers
Says she needs a little more sleep
"But catch me later honey cup
And I'll bring you to your knees"

So Just before lunch
A sandwich and a few chips
I walk up behind my woman
And grab her at the hips
I say " let's go have lunch in bed
I got something else I'd like to eat "
"No dear catch me later today
I'll massage your head to your feet !"

After dinner we sit and enjoy
A bottle of great red wine
I put my arm around her shoulders
I'm looking for a little sexy time
She grabs my hand and places it
Easily back onto my lap
Says" catch me later my dear
The head ache I once had has come back "

It's 9 pm that same night
My wife is asleep from the relaxing day
I'm strolling the ads of escort services
Reading about these sexy women
And what they have to say
I dial the number of this cute redhead
The ad says " open all day and night "
We agree to meet in her hotel room
To help rescue me from my sexual plight

I asked her what her name is
She says "miss Later"as in "I'll see you "
I nudge my sleeping wife
"going to meet the boys" I say I'm going to do
I grab my keys and wallet
finally I'm not going to be a sexual spectator
"I'll be home in bit , don't wait up "
She rolls over and says " be careful, have fun , see ya later!"

Oh I'll see Miss later as I shut the door
And finally no more excuses
For sex is is going to be finally had
And the proof will a hotel bed soaked in our DNA juices