Duck Soup

Duck Soup: noun NORTH AMERICAN informal
an easy task, or someone easy to overcome.

 I saw her on the sandy beach
Sunbathing without a stitch
Her boobs and pubes were exposed
To lay her , duck soup; I supposed
'Can I join you in the sun;
Perhaps have some naked fun?'
' I am afraid you are mistaken;
I'm not naked to be taken;
I'm a nudist, that is the truth;
Not an object to be seduced'
' Sorry to offend' was my reply,
No duck soup but humble pie.