Ode to a one night stand

Ode to a one night stand.
     a tale told true to me
    names changed to protect
    Guilty

An A star pilot named Crazy Bruce
loved his women fast and loose
he didnt care which race or creed
as long as they fulfilled his need

he told a tale of two ton sue
a lovely gal he hardly knew
he went to bed drunk one night
then awoke to a frightful sight

    my name is sue
    how do you do
    i would like to
    couch with you

filled with desire and a swollen glans
he reached out with both his hands
she said wait he did just that
she undressed he saw her fat
then she climbed into his bed
laid out flat with her legs spread

they did the deed for quite a while
in missionary and doggy style
her long black hair in his balled up fists
he rode her hard but they never kissed

after he came he went to sleep
he woke showered and out did creep
the next he heard from that one night stand
he would not be a daddy man
he thanked the gods and heavens stars
and swore no more would he frequent bars