Bungle in the Jungle

 
Wearing jodhpurs in the jungle
and a rabbit's foot for luck
she strode bra-less through the bush
and got her titties stuck

A thorn held her so tightly
she could barely squirm an inch
'till three savages out hunting
found a bottom fit to pinch

They prodded and they poked
they tickled and they slapped
she begged for them to stop
but those beastly jodhpurs snapped

As they dangled round her ankles
she was bitten licked and sucked
then they lashed her to a pole
all ready to be fucked

Let's take it to the village
said the leader of the crew
and when our cocks get tired
we can boil her in a stew

If only she had heeded
her dying mother's plea:
Always wear a bra and
keep your skirts below the knee