The Midwestern beast

In the forests of green  
Lies a viciously mean
monstrous creature of whom little have seen
Those who made contact have been savagely raped
Ripped unto pieces then shit by the lakes
 
With a growl that sounds of powered distortion
This sickning beast of gigantic proportion  
Finds women who've wandered onto his turf
Smiles and causes unwanted abortions  
 
The Midwestern beast
The freak in the trees  
An inbred, colossal, demented disease  
Avoid the forests for the beast is in heat
You'll be a feast for  
The Midwestern beast
 
The creature, it's hungry. It's horny for blood
It gives it's enormous penis a rub
He's undoubtedly famous, for destroying the anus
Of any and all of the victims it hunts  
 
Half man and half abomination
He'll find those thinking it's a vacation
His sight is something the mind cannot grasp  
You boyscouts have earned your last merit badge  
 
The Midwestern beast  
The freak in the trees  
An inbred, colossal, demented disease  
Avoid the forests for the beast is in heat
Your just a feast for  
The Midwestern beast