Life

Do you ever want to cut your wrist?

Drive that truck off a cliff?

You could always give that neck a twist!

Or maybe that sharpie a nice big sniff!

Do you ever want to have sex in a car?

Or maybe get a kiss by the dock?

You know you'll never get that far!

Because your woman likes a jock.

Life is crooked beyond belief.

It often makes you look the fool.

It will try your patience and end in grief.

It will test your calm and you will lose your cool.

But do not falter do not fret.

Every person has their song.

Some just haven't found it yet.