Torture

I'm not a violent person, but this shit pushes me to the edge of a torture fantasy
...go ahead and send those motherfuckers my way, you fucking bitch.  

I'll break my own fists on their faces
...if you think I'm scared of threats

I'll hit them with two in the chest and one in the head
...if they break in to my home and come at me; did you forget about the 9mm?

I'll stand on their necks till they break, rip their throats off
...watch them wheeze and cough with joy

I'll tie those motherfuckers up and really have some fun!

I'll rip their fingernails off and stab them in to their eye sockets

I'll hammer tacks in to their foreheads

I'll roast their feet with lighters

I'll snap their fingers with a wrench at each knuckle

I'll stuff live roaches down their throats

I'll saw their toes off with a butter knife

I'll ram a baseball bat up their asses

I'll hack their fucking bodies to pieces with a cleaver!

Don't you ever try fucking with me again...all those threats...and not a single motherfucker even showed up...