Dead fuckin' Dan. Part 1

There once was a man, a creepy man,      
With an awkward laugh, an awkward stance    
Known as weird across the land    
This creepy man was Dan    
     
The townsfolk would sit and gossip of what they thought Dan might have been    
A serial killer? a rapist? Did he have bodies in his den?      
Dan had no one there for him, not a single friend    
His smile made the town uneasy, right up until the end.    
You see, Dan had never harmed a soul as far as anybody knew    
He worked until he grew old, he'd even hold the door for you    
He'd give treats to all his neighbor's dogs, then sit and watch them chew    
He'd never tried a single drug, he never touched the booze    
     
But Dan did have a secret about what it took to get him off    
He'd find the carcasses of animals and fill them with his cock    
It didn't matter what they were. A wolf, a coon, a deer, a fox    
Many people wondered why he spent so much time in his shop    
Some thought he was masturbating. Others thought he was cooking meth    
But good old Dan just fucked his animals till he'd lose his breath    
Not even Dan knew what it was got him in this mess    
Many think it was just something about the smell of death    
     
The mayor's wife, the local cunt, had always hated Dan    
Even tho they never spoke and never shaken hands    
"I don't know what it is" she said, "I just don't like that man"    
"He gives me really creepy vibes and that I just can't stand"    
"What shall we do?" The mayor said, "he's done nothing wrong?"    
"I get he's really weird but my feelings about him aren't as strong"    
In a bitchy tone his wife said "hun, he just doesn't belong"    
"I don't care how it is he disappears I want him gone"    
     
Two weeks later Dan was out driving his truck    
He saw a deer that had been hit and thought "oh what the fuck?"    
"Oh my god!" He screamed aloud, "what fantastic luck!"    
He pumped his cock in and out until the deer was filled with nut.      
He'd had enough fun for one day and left the deer alone    
Little did he know about the small boy down the road    
Confused about what he had seen, the kid just held his phone      
Called his mom about it then followed Dan on home      
     
Dan pulled in his driveway with the child close behind    
He started into his house when he felt a pair of eyes    
He turned around to see the child keep him in his sight      
The child couldn't look away he still was filled with freight      
With his attention still on Dan, the child didn't know    
A vehicle was fast approaching, getting really close    
Dan ran toward the child and quickly threw him in the snow    
But Dan was not missed by the car, he laid in pain and groaned      
     
By this time the entire town knew of Dan's fetish    
A mob of angry towns men marched toward his house with weapons      
Led by the mayor's wife, they started to undress him    
Carried naked Dan down to the church so they could bless him    
"Dan I knew that you were fucked!" "You sicko, you disease!"    
They beat him till he couldn't move, they shattered both his knees    
"Bastard!" She continued screaming "nows your time to bleed!"    
"You'll never see this town again! In hell is where you'll be!"    
     
There he stood, dead fuckin' Dan, ready to be hung    
His days of fucking dead animals were surley done    
He smiled that same old creepy smile there within the sun      
and thought "my time has come. It's time to die, but man I had some fun!"    
The child watched in horror as his savior began to hang    
And later on in life he still wondered if it was in vain    
He knew he wouldn't be around if not for Dan, he feels the shame    
But can't forget the fact that Dan was quite fucking insane