Hell knows Kitty

Warning...
A study has been done
At Brigham Young
That proves sex makes you crazy..
So C'mon folks
Enough with the ribald jokes
Or tales of ladies and gents
Rolling in the hay...
Before you look to get nailed
Remember this cautionary tale
A man ate so much pussy last Saturday
That his female consort rolled over and  purrrrred
He spent the next Sunday stroking her furr
We cannot have decent Americans acting this way!!
So ladies next time a fella asks you to suck it
Tell him to get a bucket and fuck it
That you will not take his screwing you lying down...
Remember to value your sanity
Don't have a pussy calamity
He might get hair balls licking untill you are ROARing
Imagine! Men becomjng pussy lovers
Until women claw at them under covers
So close those thighs ladies
You don't want a man that's pussy crazed
But for God sake if you must..
Shave...
Hair balls can taste like shit
......yeah stinks huh?...stank puss will get you perverts to quit