Who’s in Control Here!?

"If you don't have a sense of humor, don't read this poem."
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I wanna make you watch all my favorite shows
Wanna expose your deepest secret so everybody knows
Wanna watch you cook my dinner from my easy chair
Wanna tell you I don’t care if you think life is unfair
Wanna hear water filling up the tub just before my bath
Wanna take all of your money and let you do the math
Wanna smell pancakes and eggs, from my waking bed
Wanna wash the puny brain in your pretty little head
All I wanna do is to control you

I wanna take away your cell phone for my own
Wanna text whenever I am not at home
Wanna sext whenever you’re too busy for me
Wanna delete all your contacts, all except for me
Wanna call all your friends and tell `em you can’t talk
Wanna listen to your calls and watch you like a hawk
Wanna make your actions echo every word I say
Wanna show you who is boss every single day
All I wanna do is to control you

I wanna sit next to you while you steer the wheel
Wanna be chauffeured ‘cos that’s just how I feel
Wanna let you know when it’s time to make a turn
Wanna ride till there’s no more gasoline to burn
Wanna tell you when to start and when it’s time to stop
Wanna make you evade the law and ignore every cop
Wanna make you drive faster when I’m feelin’ slow
Wanna hear you complainin’ how I’m always on the go
All I wanna do is to control you

I wanna let you know that you are not alone
Wanna run ‘em off the road for talkin on the phone
Wanna shout that the air and road belong to me
Wanna collect a toll ‘cos my road isn’t free
Wanna let everyone learn to get out of my way
Wanna end all freedom, it’s the price they gotta pay
Wanna give them equal opportunity to fall
Wanna let each one know who is in charge of it all
All I wanna do is control you too

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"This poem is not about me, it is my observations on people I know in the real world. And if the shoe fits..."