Pussy Bandit

The pussy bandit got me
when I was home alone
he entered through the window
when I was on the phone
he said...
"I'm here to fuck you"
so don't put up a fight
I tried to run
he grabbed my arm
I fought with all my might
he started to take his pants off
then threw me on the floor
I begged,and screamed
then screamed,and begged
then asked myself
"What for?"
after seeing OSCAR
I thought this was a joke
I didn't have the heart to say...
"Your dick's too small to poke."
he looked at me,I looked at him
he got up from the floor
"So you're the PUSSY BANDIT?"
next time use the door
he seemed a bit embarrassed
as he turned to leave
I said
"Wait,you shattered my window!"
"50 dollars please!"
he said...
"Miss,I just, don't have it
I also came to rob
What are the odds
of a dickless man,no money,and a criminal job!
(To all readers,just showing you another side of my poetic writing style,smile)