THE ROLE REVERSAL

Fuck 40 acres and a mule
bitch hold the door for me
lay your jacket down in a puddle
so I can cross the street

Where is my state check
For just having a pussy
or my ability to say whatever
and even get pushy

I want a get out of jail free card
or the ability to change my mind
Or be able to lock a b**** ass up
If they've wasted my time

I'm the power I'm the rule
Then why the hell do I answer to you
Never again whore matter fact
Bitch tie my shoe

Woman I cook I clean
I can even fuck myself
So what the fuck makes you think
You're beneficial to my health

You want equality?
Well damnit so do I
Praise me with your pockets
For a bat of my eye

Ask for my permission
Before you touch me
And if I get pissed off
I'm allowed a slap for free

I wanna talk about my feelings
And not have it thrown in my face
When I raise my voice
Bitch you get in your place

You lay there, take the dick
But call me a sorry fuck
Bitch you are just waiting on me
To give your sorry ass a nut

I wanna have sex
And not have to do all the work
You get your ass on top
You take off my shirt

Well the times have changed now
And I want equality for me
Meet my demands woman
As outlandish as they may be

Appease my appeals
Fulfill my desires
Take me on a thrill ride
To ignite my fires

Convince me that
You're worth the rest of my life
And I just may consider
Making you my wife

Now I'm pretty sure we've all
Herd of the the golden rule
So let's have a reversal of roles
And see if women think this is cool