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IN BUCK HOUSE GROUNDS
(Totally made up rhyme - don't know if it's been done.)
Aching to kick over the traces
With sex in unusual places,
He paid a prostitute fifty pounds,
Had sex in Buckingham Palace grounds.
Until disturbed by a palace guard,
Who grimaced, "NOT in the Queen's backyard!"
And bid them both put their clothes back on,
Marched them back to the gates then "Begone!"
Aching to kick over the traces
With sex in unusual places,
He paid a prostitute fifty pounds,
Had sex in Buckingham Palace grounds.
Until disturbed by a palace guard,
Who grimaced, "NOT in the Queen's backyard!"
And bid them both put their clothes back on,
Marched them back to the gates then "Begone!"
Published 27th Dec 2016
| Edited 23rd Mar 2024
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