WWE, MATH and WET WIPES

"WWE, MATH and WET WIPES"

I believe pro wrestling is real when talking to my nephew
That 7th grade math is the hardest thing ever as my daughter tells it
I believe every life matters
That racism won't go away as long as color is used in our description
Standing for the national anthem
That pro athletes are overpaid
Rice cookers are a waste
Gays are no different then straights
Expect cooler to hang out with and have less hate
I believe in equal pay
Taking blame
Correcting mistakes
And picking up the mess your dog made
But not drug testing
Well atleast  for me
I do believe in freedom of speech
As much as I believe people say the most ignorant shit
Nikes cost to much
School lunches suck
And fried egg on a burger doesn't make it a specialty
I believe the Saturday night cruise at old town will never go away
And nickel beer night is a bad idea
A strip club has to be full nude
And people shouldn't swim where fish shit
Wet ones over toilet paper
One cleans while the other smears
I believe in voting
For the best new lays potato chip
That the McRib stays all year
Never calling a big man tiny
It's just not funny
Kendrick Lamar is overrated
And classic country singers are embarrassed of today's shit
80's rock ballads are still in
Elvis is dead
And Paul shot John
Kevin Over Katt  
And Major League Baseball needs to speed up the game
The three strike rule
Not everyone gets a trophy just for participating
Am I alone by believing people need to fail but never give up
You don't have to be a dick to make it to the top
I believe in my ability therefore I believe in my worth
I believe in all this and more
But the most important thing is
I believe in me