Horny Aliens

   
After their bitches landed    
I gave up on Tinder    
Cra*g's List personals    
& the lizard lot    
five miles from town    
   
Not even the dirtiest old fucker    
in West Tallulahville    
would want a blow back of Jon's limo    
when the pussy popping    
alien girls    
were strutting down Gimme Street    
horniliciously hungry    
for human seed    
   
If you want thighs    
rippling with scales    
luminous green asshole jelly    
furry rectangular tits    
with Donald Trump nipples    
and a purple fuckhole under each arm    
I'm sure those gals    
could oblige    
   
But my first time    
using telepathic    
shape-shifting-sex-imagery    
I learned how the aliens    
were desperate to breed    
That's why their females    
give up everything you need    
They traveled light years    
to rescue the failing population    
on their own world    
bringing you the best sex of your life    
anyway you like    
   
Just think of the warmest wettest slit    
your perfect fit    
the coziest cock hugging hole    
in all the universe    
full firm breasts with mountain peak nipples    
shuddering under your touch    
your cock twanging like a busted banjo string    
and then the sighs and moans of heaven    
gliding all the way in    
   
You can add your own exotic positions    
precise colors and textures--    
that's always a matter of personal taste    
but don't forget    
with the alien wardrobe and accessories    
there's unlimited potential    
to be crazier than your wildest dreams    
   
I sure do miss them    
since the ships took off    
but I'm keeping one eye on the sky    
until they visit us again    
real soon