Pussyman and The Football Wife

I overheard this conversion
earlier in the football season
two women were having coffee
one morning at Big Macks
one woman says to her friend
He sits in there watching football
on TV...a football in one hand  
playing with his dick with the other
jacking off and shit...he's a freak
and my pussy is burning up
What am I going to do
Lord have mercy on me
I thought of coming to her rescue
for a minute there...to see if I could
help her...but I thought better of it
I wouldn't want to make  
a football player mad at me