oh she fiberglass royalty

oh she fiberglass Royalty

oh my gawd
lookie that marlboro red restin so dang nice'
tween them purty red lips
an its all i kin do
not to burn holes into her nips
as i stare longingly
at her big ol tits
cuz you my sweet baby
you make me crawl
with yer push up bra an
yer starlit drawl
Oh my pank flamingo princess
oh my Budweiser Queen
when you git all drunk
and the House of Clams starts cummin back up
i promise to hold up yer hair
and make sure you aint on camera when you git obscene
cuz them crotchless pannies
I give to ya
means much more than easy access
means my love for you is as sure fire
as Jesus
Elvis
And payin taxes

written by slobberin down calamitieschin