Signs of love

Love is s feeling near and far
Also banging in the rear seat of your car

Walking hand in hands in the woods
And helping getting it up a third time if I could

Getting some chips , pretzels and a beer
Then stripping my pants and fucking in the chair

Love is a place for everything , and everything in its place
And kneeling on my shoulders as you mount my face

Sharing money problems , and children's problems to cope
Bending over in the shower for that loose bar of soap

Love is setting the alarm on the bedrooms clock
Then hitting the snooze button and going down on my cock

Having dinner watching the ballgame on cable
Your pussy is my desert on the dinning room table

Love is watch Neflex, or shopping at a mall
And a naked workout on top of an exercise ball

It's stopping by for lunch when I'm at work
And using the fury cuffs so my wrists don't hurt

It's taking a picture with me , in whatever we do
And swallowing my entire tongue as you're fucking me to

Yes these are signs of love , if you had to ask
And if couples followed these signs , divorced lawyers would be a thing of the past