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The ‘J’ Whiskey Gang

Bartender:  “What can I get you mam?”

Thirtysomethings Woman:  “I’ll take a double shot of Jim Beam; then a double shot of Johnny Walker and double of Jack Daniels.”

Bartender:  “That’s a lot of whiskey for one person, mam.”

Thirtysomethings Woman: “My fiancé forever just dumped me and I don’t give a damn.”

Bartender:  “Just saying mam, if you drink too much, you’ll get fucked up.”

Thirtysomethings Woman:  “That’s the idea.  Tonight I want to get gangbanged by the ‘J’ Whiskey Gang.  So thanks for your concern barkeep but just bring on the liquid studs, because tonight this girl is gonna get fucked.”
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