Abel Wants His Stuff Back

1. Dear Cain, The list of stolen ware includes
da Vinci's Mona Lisa and a new Mercedes Benz
precious Victorian antique, furniture & ceramics
drawings of Charles Eyck, and so on and so forth
the detailed inventory, by separate cover, will be
handed over to your defense lawyer.

2. Paid more than €1, 270, 500, 000.00 for the textile
on September 9, 200, right before
stony-hearted brutes like you, destroyed WTC
not really "pocket money," even before inflation
after-taxes net money too.

3. Legal evidence of my ownership's claims
abundantly available, don't you worry
purchase certificates from Sotheby's,
Christie's Fine Art Auctioneers London
or indeed your written confirmation
acknowledging you're not the owner
but merely steward, guardian angel.

4. Your irresponsible, reckless, destructive behavior
acting like Napoleon, as if you were not the steward
but the righteous owner of the planet
caused catastrophic climate change.

5. After breaking up, remember your sugar sweet smile
before you attacked me in the field, stabbed me
in the back, butchered me to feed me to the dogs
no kidding, abundant indisputable
documentary evidence can be found in Genesis
God himself witnessed your misdemeanor
no circumstantial evidence, no way
just because the good Lord loves me
a few inches more than he loves you.

6. Irresistible sin was crouching at your doorstep
in the coldest blood, that's how you murdered
available body of facts indicating
that this proposition is true or valid
well documented in the holy Pentateuch—Genesis
Exodus, Leviticus, Numbers and Deuteronom
after splitting up, breaking up
now I am recovered, and in Heaven
I'm just trying to get my stuff back, bro
It's dead simple.

7. Although you deny it, you are little bro's keeper
supposed to love me more than you love the Devil
but if you continue to act like an embezzler, a thief
I will treat you like a Thief, an enemy of the State
file charges against you, and your complicit wife
partner in the bedroom, and other crime scenes
PENAL CODE CHAPTER 31. THEFT
- Texas Constitution and Statutes.

8. September 9, 2021 is the ultimate return date
when the merchandise is not returned before
that due date, by God and Jesus Christ in Heaven
all Hell breaks lose, and that's a promise
I'll leave no stone unturned, make sure, bro
that property & casualty insurance ain't yet expired.

9. Though I'm deceased, you're still bro's keeper
stealing from your little bro ain't part of that deal
trust this time you'll use your common sense,
even restless wanderers on earth
can sure thing, afford any decencies in life
and for once, simply comply to decorum, etiquette
elementary morality, basic ethics, simple decency
and settle for a kind loving peaceful scenario.

10. For kindly and timely, returning all my stuff
alive and well, without a scratch, safe and sound
many thanks indeed, my dearest Cain
Disrespectfully yours, brother Abel
on behalf of father Adam and mother Eve
and DLA Piper, Global Law firm—
Litigation, Arbitration & Investigations.