Vodka and Blood

This is a warning to those dumb as me. I cut really deep many times on my shoulder,about an inch or so per cut.  Then i poured vodka(smirnoff triple distilled) in them and then tried to sew them back up. Please dont do this. It hurts like hell and my shoulder looks like i got mauled. This isn't a brag or boast it's a warning. I regret doing it but knowing me i'll end up doing it to the other shoulder -_- so yeah,bad idea kiddies