Acockolapse

The unibrow gave it away
I could tell she was AFU
last chance undies
too tight in the crack
making her frown
permanently outside her caffeine window
toothpaste hangover nailed to a smile

On a normal day
she wouldn't even make my fuckit list
but with you away in Budapest
whacking it off
was taking longer than a Facebook minute

It was easy to shred the flimsies
and wriggle her into my web
She made an ugly cry
dancing on my finger
which I filed under who gives a shit
When there's that much bed gravity
and I crave cunt
even my cock's ears play deaf

I was too lazy to beef walk
so I just farted while we fucked
all those mothballs in her pussy
meant I didn't even use my tongue
Guess it must be time
for another meat tox
Hurry up and fly home,
fuckbud.