Dear world

Dearest world

My one true home
there are a few issues to speak about

First off stop bickering about the fucking future
nobody can predict it
nobody else knows better
so please stop asking the question
where do you see yourself in 5 years?
my answer is
hopefully alive

Secondly stop being so glass half full
being realistic is not negative
take beer for example
nobody says its half full
nor a tank of fuel
nor gas
if people want to end their lives
let them
charge a fucking fee if you must
just make sure they;re out of the way

Thirdly stop trying to kill yourself
just hit the red button
and be done with it
and also label the buttons controlling
weapons of mass destruction

Last but not least
when is dinner time?