Psycho Babe Nurse

Psycho Babe Nurse

Nurse
When was the last time you had a prostrate exam?

John
Well my you are a pretty young girl. I’d love to have you give me one.

Nurse
Oh you’re just pushover for sexy young things like me.

John
I see the ring on your finger. Are you married?

Nurse
Of course I am. You can see I’m a lovely young lass. Is it surprising that I’m taken?

John
Oh far from it. Any man would fall for you. You’re cute with your blonde curls and slim figure. You are a classic beauty. I could see you in a Pre Raphaelite painting. If you weren’t taken I’d take you to the finest hotel and do all kinds of things with you too naughty to talk in here.

Nurse
Ok you’re getting frisky. Let’s get back on course. When was the last time you had a colonoscopy.

John
I’ve never had one. But I’d love for you to explore me there with a strap on.

Nurse
Oh my you sure are a rascal. If you keep this up I’ll have to spank you. Or maybe you’ll charm the pants off of me.

John
But what would your dear hubby think of that?

Nurse
Oh he’d love it. He fantasizes about watching me with another man. You know we really should take this conversation to my favorite coffee shop. Just you and me without my better half. I’d like to start it off with only the two of us making love. Then we can invite my lover man to watch. What do you say you hunk of man? Is it getting hot enough in here for you?

John
It is hotter than Tabasco on a mess of dirty rice.

Nurse
Oh it’ll get plenty dirty for us. You wait till you see my toys. Better yet when I use them on you. I may look like a dainty little flower. But when I get decked out in leather I’m a psycho babe.