The Rant

Today I look upon with glee
At all the animals so clever and free
Wish I could say the same about humans
But humans are shit and are totally doomed
Look on at yor wan
Tangoed ta bits
Fake hair fake nails eyelashes and tits
Look on at yer man with guy liner on waxed eyebrows and back
Lord this is the pits
Children growing up in a place
Where everyone is judged
On their body and face
I see no hope for kids today
It's not that I'm being negative
But I got some shit to say
When I was a kid I played outside
Bikes and red rover seek and hide
The craic was mighty the imagination was there
guess it's cos computers were rare
Moving on to other stuff
Before ye folks have enough
Enough to of my ranting
Enough of my crap
Wouldn't blame someone
For throwing a slap
The main point is I love the craic
The singing the dancing the wackey tobac
Not pushing my views on anyone
But religion is bollox
It's all about the sun
Politicians are criminals
They should all get the gun
For fuckin this country up so bad
And making us slaves
And for making us sad
The rain that fell during the boom
Was grand not like now
Cos the flow of cash eased the gloom
Now I'm not saying that money is great
It's the root of all evil. The generator of hate
But think about it clearly
What exactly can you do
With no bobs to your name
Can't even buy anything new.
Go to the pub with 10 quid in me pocket
Rather put my hand in an electric socket