Gardening Before Hardening

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Oh you impatient beastie
Prodding and probing
against my skirts raising

Yes yes I know he owns
I was there remember
down there
doing my job
earning keep as you call it
when he put claim on me,
Impressive blaspheming roar..
but that's another story altogether.

He needs to learn to wait and
be patient
I'm first today
..and tonight
just so he knows
tomorrow morning too.

Ahem..excuse me
Well..?
Down you go Mr
time to earn keep
as you call it
by mowing my lawn.