Soda POPulist, America

Just because zoloft is prescribed for depression doesn't mean it'll forklift you out of your ditch.
Just because effexor is supposed to do the same and abilify is supposed to mellow your mind doesn't mean they will.
They might just give you akathisia.

Just because you're not diagnosed bipolar doesn't mean latuda won't make you comfortable alone.

Just cuz you're not hearing voices doesn't mean you don't need a seroquel.

You might be bipolar after all though you don't get very manic.
Looks like lithium works in a panic.

A genetic test. Maybe you're just depressed and anxious after all because you don't need lithium.
Still, you get really off your rocker and scared of living.
Some propranolol and klonipin might just save your day.

Maybe you don't need as much as you did before.
Now your diet's leveled again.

Just because conservatism saves money,
doesn't mean it saves every life.
Just because liberalism feeds the poor, alone the country dies.

Just because you're a Democrat doesn't mean a Democrat is what the doctor ordered.

When we trade free, doesn't mean we will get the money.
So why stick to a prescription for bipolar anyways?
We might just be depressed.
But we have to check the pulse,
swab a cotton pick in Lady Liberty's slob every now and often
to see if she has a liver that circumvents the antidepressant too quickly,
so maybe we should prescribe her more.

And maybe she gets drowsy in the morning.
Play to the need, not the theory
and maybe we'll just give her all of her seroquel at night.