el gringo loco

down in old mexico
there was a man i know
that loved to be called a gringo
his dreams were grande his wallet was poco
the locals said he was muy loco

el gringo loco he loved the latina
he searched every whore house and local cantina
he looked for his love, a senarita mas fina
he was searching through strippers to find balerina
he found only grandmas e gorda's con bambina

he guzzled tequila and so-co
craving the skin that is co-co
but his own good looks were just so-so
so most times he'd end up with a cheap hoe

every waitress every dancer
he would pay to romance her
with so many whores he had scored
every bedroom door he could afford
he wasn't interesting but his balls weren't bored

he gave up eventually
tried them all sequencially
he was limited by pesos potentially
and then was lost credentially

el gringo loco died lonely as you'd think he should
now he's pushing up bean sprouts in a box made of wood