When My Cock Got Stuck

 Was too damn dazed one night in the dark, my kidneys rumbled
Blundered and fumbled I nearly stumbled
In a dimmed alley I hurried as fast as my legs can carry
For I know all this will burst if I don't hurry.

Stepped on a cat, what a nuisance a fellow was that
For I nearly hurt myself when I slipped and fell on my butt
I peed a little and I laughed as if tickled
For I soiled myself as I felt the drops trickled.

Where that little menace went, though for a moment tranced
Stood up to regain my balance, that fall shook me up
Dizziness from earlier's drink, sets in and the surroundings danced
Braced for grasp and let out a gasp as to the ground again I dropped.

Surely now, I regained my footing, I'm so wasted who am I kidding
I laughed and continued my luck in this unlikely alley
Unzipped my zippers, let out my cock, boy I'm so out of luck !
Relieved myself but would you believe as I zipped back my cock got stuck!