The last episode of Golden Girls

 
I can understand that you’ve been stolen
that you lost your mobile phone
that you missed your flight
but how could you not miss
the last episode of Golden Girls
in order to see me?
You put me on bed, closed the door
you said you were going to take a shower
and left me locked in the bedroom.
Is this white yours or is the bleach
you used instead of shampoo?
Should I wait or should I call an ambulance
and tell them that my bf got cleaner
than the white house?
I think I might watch a porn movie
one with small dicks
cause I’m scared of the big tissues!

My laptop got stuck, my bad luck
a crazy virus got me trapped
he took my right hand and paralyzed it
he took my left hand and put it on my head
too long way for my pleasure to rise.
I used “Avast”, it was not updated
The virus was still alive
I just managed to kill half of my dick
and one of my balls, the heavy one!
I turned off “Avast”
and the automated cleaning disc started,
I couldn’t stop it; I could just see a loading
but not the loading I was expecting to see.
My laptop was kind of masturbating
without my permission, I was so upset!
You came to the room, I was helpless
I asked you to turn the monster off,
you didn’t realize what I was talking about
you took my underwear and put it back on me
you kissed me goodnight and called you mother
to discuss the last episode of Golden Girls.


***written for Mr´s SatansSperm comp "Make me laugh".