Ode to IDS

 I’m a compassionate One Nation Tory
I promise it’s not just a story
I care about stuff,
Like belly button fluff
And 12 year old boys who are lonely

I am deliberately cruel and enabled
To in general fuck the disabled
They hold no rightful place
In my human race
With a Jewish star they should be labelled

For me there’s a certain allure
To deliberately terrorise the poor
There is so much they lack
And they won’t answer back
It amusing just what they’ll endure

Some think of me as shallow and crass
I can’t stand the working class
They’re ugly and thick
They make me quite sick
Where there’s muck it’s just muck and not brass

I’m not a fan of latter teen boys
Unless they become my sex toys
Still they do have their uses
The army produces
As many dead as they care to deploy

I’m a compassionate One Nation Tory
I promise it’s not just a story
I take care of my kind
I’m sure you won’t mind
My life is just hunky dory

The references to IDS a man well known only in the UK. If it helps any just insert any Right wing conservative you are familiar with, it will work just as well