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A Good Murder and help from Granny
I in dark of night
I sly tip toed and dun him in
I thwacked!!!
His head ooooozed
Red thoughts
And un fucking able to torture me with them....
I screamed at him motionless
"You got nuthin to say now huh!!"
And i grinned
Grin spread wide across my cheeks
I took great comfort in his weak
Oh the sweet soothe
Of sound of head
Neath !Whack!
Of my Granny's rollin pin
Granny had laughed wicked
The day she gave it to me
She said "Babygirl...this will come in handy...keep it within reach."
I did.
And one day all became tooo much
His bruise
On my face
His black and blue
And i should wear it behind shades..
Hide till the fade...
My disgrace!?
Not ever again...
I dun him in...
Dun him in gooood
With Granny's handy dandy rollin pin....
Oh yes...teehee ...i grin.
Inspired by the one line forum.....ladyrain uncleslam satanssperm...dejure and archetype...
I sly tip toed and dun him in
I thwacked!!!
His head ooooozed
Red thoughts
And un fucking able to torture me with them....
I screamed at him motionless
"You got nuthin to say now huh!!"
And i grinned
Grin spread wide across my cheeks
I took great comfort in his weak
Oh the sweet soothe
Of sound of head
Neath !Whack!
Of my Granny's rollin pin
Granny had laughed wicked
The day she gave it to me
She said "Babygirl...this will come in handy...keep it within reach."
I did.
And one day all became tooo much
His bruise
On my face
His black and blue
And i should wear it behind shades..
Hide till the fade...
My disgrace!?
Not ever again...
I dun him in...
Dun him in gooood
With Granny's handy dandy rollin pin....
Oh yes...teehee ...i grin.
Inspired by the one line forum.....ladyrain uncleslam satanssperm...dejure and archetype...
Written by
calamitygin
(Jennifer Michael McCurry)
Published 21st Mar 2016
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Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
21st Mar 2016 1:31pm
I always heard "if you big enough to hit, you big enough to get hit back". Good for her. And good for you for putting it out there
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Re: Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
21st Mar 2016 2:37pm
Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
21st Mar 2016 5:18pm
Dark poem done right. You got the revenge thing going great here. Reads like Poe. You are a great poet my love.
Love to you,
John
Love to you,
John
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Re: Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
21st Mar 2016 5:25pm
And you are a great love my poet...lol
Went a lil silly dark here....kisses to you all ova n ova babe ..
Love
J
Went a lil silly dark here....kisses to you all ova n ova babe ..
Love
J
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Re: Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
21st Mar 2016 11:17pm
Lol....right. My granny ironed her towels and slept in her bra. Said it kept her tits perky till she was 80 she lived till 89...guess she finally lol....sagged...
Love.
J
Love.
J
Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
21st Mar 2016 6:13pm
Anger permed through write. Like it. Wish I had the nerve to write such writes. Keep I'm coming girl!!
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Re: Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
21st Mar 2016 11:18pm
Hey sweetie pie....alwaystickled to see you....awe...you do...but thanks...
Love
J
Love
J
Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
21st Mar 2016 7:00pm
Thank God for Grannies! This one sounds personal and it's eloquently and powerfully written. Also has a touch of black humor looking back on a very dire situation. You're a survivor Jen, and a brave one. Excellent work!
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Re: Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
21st Mar 2016 11:19pm
Thankyou my dearest darlin friend...i treasure you....all of my heart Thomas
Love
Jen
Love
Jen
Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
21st Mar 2016 10:12pm
That was excellent. Your darkness works well and what a perfect word for it, thwacked him. I love it. One of your best works Jen. Any guy who hits a woman should get thwacked with granny's rolling pin.
Love you sweetie,
John
Love you sweetie,
John
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Re: Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
21st Mar 2016 11:20pm
Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
22nd Mar 2016 10:28am
deep and dark, jen!
fav line : "His head ooooozed
Red thoughts "
keep it up! nice job
fav line : "His head ooooozed
Red thoughts "
keep it up! nice job
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Re: Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
23rd Mar 2016 11:52pm
Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
22nd Mar 2016 1:53pm
N to think, Granny could've made
a lot of DOUGH with this!! Lmao
Wicked, n funny spill my dear :)
a lot of DOUGH with this!! Lmao
Wicked, n funny spill my dear :)
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Re: Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
23rd Mar 2016 11:51pm
Re. A Good Murder and help from Granny
22nd Mar 2016 4:03pm
hahaha very funny, dark and clever write here Jen. Loved the word choice and the way you used the slang to give it the proper voice. Awesome job RL'd for sure,
cheers,
19xx
cheers,
19xx
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