Fake

 You’re a flake
You’re a fake
You’re a snake
All you ever do is take
Take, take and take
You are always on the make
You think you make the ground quake
You think you make most people shake
Unlike them I’m awake
You give me a fuckin headache
You give me heartache, bellyache
You even give me toothache
But you’re a half bake
For fuck sake
Gimme a break
You’re a fake
You’re an outtake
You’re a mistake
You need a remake
Not a retake
I want you jailed without a jailbreak
Or diseased without an outbreak
Cause you’re a fake
A cupcake, a fruitcake
With the morals of a rattlesnake
I should smash your skull with a garden rake
Or take you down and drown you in the lake
Or hold you down and in your heart drive a stake
Your death I’d like to undertake
You soul needs an uptake
You’re a fake