Shrink Session

My shrink told me I was antisocial,
Because I liked to avoid people,
I told the fucker I was going postal,
He says not to do anything illegal.

I stifled a laugh as he jotted notes,
I picked up a book and tossed it,
It collided with the stand of coats,
That stood nearby docs other shit.

He asked me how my drugs were,
Which ones I told him with a smirk,
The abilify leaves my mind a blur,
While the Effexor makes my leg jerk


As a matter of fact Doc I hate drugs,
At least the prescription ones I take
My dreams are filled with huge bugs
They craw on me for Christ's sake!

He jotted on his pad for awhile again
So I began talking about other crap
I began talking about God and Zen,
Doc suggested I try Haldol perhaps.

I tried to talk him out of that idea,
It was true I was crazy but Haldol?
Doc that shit gives me diarrhea!
Plus it can cause severe withdrawl.