Medieval

Was I just another victory ?
A next morning history ?
Now you are long gone
Only memory, another used condom

Did you pass a manhood test ?
Warrior seeking thrills of conquest
Easy riding cycling Viking
Weekend sex sailing

Gilt wrapped lies, catapulted over walls
Gates opened in friendly submission
Me defences so easily felled
I paid the Danegeld

Painted an easy target
Your mates think I'm on a fuckable market
Scrambling for their longships
Oaring with sleazy tricks

Bedded with deceit and espionage
Marauder hidden in camouflage
Crusaded, invaded, I should be used to them
Call me Jerusalem

But is time for payback
Make my stand upon Senlac
Armour stronger, Bodkin aimed truer
Your gonna fall hard as Hardrada

Guilty of treason
There called stilettos for a reason
I'm the best you'll never have
But honestly, you aint worth the Jihad