Love's Imagined Misses

 
Entertaining  are  my  thoughts  gone  wild
Triggered  by  a  smile  that  passes  by
As  I  produce  thoughts  of  being  that  guy
Stopping  tracks  and  changing  destinations
This  rendezvous  is  an  occasion   of  momentum
As  eyes  burst  like  falling  stars  across   skies
She  is  dying   to  meet  me  and  can’t  live  without   me
She  cooks,  cleans,  smells  good  and  has  good  hygiene


Her  desires   are  only  to  take  care  of  me…..perpetually
Her  words  are  that  I’m  her  King ……………… conceptually
Has  no  kids  but   wants  five………………………. consecutively
Thirty  years  living  and  still  a  virgin….but  says  she  has   an  opening
My  name   is  sweet  on  tongue  and  before  1st  date  I can  get  some


Fortuitous  is  our  greet,  cuz  before  I could  stop  her,  she  stop  me
Meeting  for  dutch   lunch  and  she’s  paying  for  dinner,  
Told  her  my  faults  and   shrugs  and  reassures  me  I’m  a  winner
Said  she  help  me  creep  if  that  kept  me  happy,  invariably
She  let  me  hit  her  fine  sister  and  cousins’  friends   mother
Said  she  would  wait  for  my  hand  of  marriage  and  make  no  other  plans
Even  be  willing  to  sign  away  her  half  of  whatever  she  help  me  make  pre-nuptially!


As  I  opened  my  arms  and   perched   my  lips  taking  in  such  pleasantry…..
Suddenly  a   police  officer  grabs  me  and  snatches  me  back  from  this  platform
As  he  lectures  me  on  dangerous  liaisons……of  not  checking  out  suspicious  packages
Thoroughly  deflated  as   my  train  is  stuck  in  the  tunnel  and  I’m  left  thinking…..
Why  didn’t  I  change  trains   across  the  platform  when  the  pretty  lady  conductor  smiled  at  me!


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