My Portfolio,,,

I Really Love Your Assets,,,
I Love Your Bottom Line,,,
And When I Hear That Closing Bell,,,
I Know That Your All Mine,,,

I Wait Around After Closing Time,,,
When Everyone Is Gone,,,
Then I Open Up Your Vault,,,
And Adore Your Stocks And Bonds,,,
You Have Very Nice Interest Rates,,,
And I Can't Wait To Put My Money In,,,
And We Watch As My Portfolio Grows,,,
Among Your Silver And Gold Bullion,,,

I Like To Keep Abreast Of Things,,,
And Keep My Stocks In Line,,,
And When I Hear That Closing Bell,,,
I Know That Your All Mine,,,
As I Enter And Exit Your Vault,,,
Time After Time,,,
Week After Week,,,
Until I'm Exhausted,,,
And Eventually Fall Asleep,,,

I Watch The Market Everyday,,,
To Keep My Investments Safe,,,
And When It Pays Off In Dividends,,,
The Money Comes My Way,,,
And It Makes My Portfolio Grow,,,
And A Woman Just Loves A Big Portfolio,,,
That's Just Something You Should Know,,,