Sick Cancellation Text

Nerd Queen: Im pretty sick so I might have to just sleep after work.

Noah: OK, that's the best thing you can do. I'll bring you soup at work in a few hours. That way I can still rest and shower as well before cycling to Jiu Jitsu. You get your recovery. I hope you feel better. See you in a few.

Noah: 🤓

Noah: It's a good mission for me. I need to remain awake to contemplate if I am to create. Also if there's any sunlight today my animal needs the Vitamin K.

Noah: But you got some massive shit to check, so rest is the salve for the plastic aortic valve in your chest. That I get, even more so now. So you get better, I'll help you with the how, just following the Tao, but real quick Oracle, what kind soup will bring you KaPOW!, pho or miso, either one I can get it on the go? 🙃

Nerd Queen: Pho!

Nerd Queen: Theres a pho place nearby

Nerd Queen: Is you jiu jitsu close?

Noah: Yeah? Well Pho you! And Pho that place nearby! I will only go to a Pho place faaaaaar away so that it's cold by the time I come bring it to you.

Nerd Queen: That's fine I just heat it up.

Noah: Without the "r" you sound like a cavewoman on that question. Which is a weird role reversal because usually when we talk I kind of feel like a knuckle dragging troglodyte.

Nerd Queen: Lol

Noah: I won't bring you cold medicine Oracle. I mean, I will in that I did once, with ice cream, but that shit was just cetirizine. Pho is REAL medicine. I meant I wouldn't bring it in a cold condition.

Nerd Queen: Lol…

Noah: Jiu Jitsu is a little bit away cycling. It's "don't worry about it" distance. That's what it'll say if you GPS it to fact check me. So please don't.

Nerd Queen: I'll kidnap you to a movie next week as payment.

Noah: No pillow case over the face! In Jiu Jitsu we were taught to scream like a cheerleader if we get nabbed or grabbed

Noah: And then wet ourselves

Nerd Queen: Good.

Nerd Queen: I like to hear the screams.

Noah: So I always walk around with Depends. Makes kidnappers see my walk as awkward and weird as well and so they stay away.

Noah: Awwww.... You are soooooo Morticia on the inside! I totally called it that one Elvira down, Morticia up morning!

Nerd Queen: Lol

Noah: Okee, I must get ready, be done with distracting me bedeviled one!

Nerd Queen: Aye aye road warrior