Zoo

 Welcome to our zoo of sorts
For animalistic sexual sports
Something different, something new
It’s ‘Big Dave’s Heavy Petting Zoo’

Where you can:

Wank a walrus
Finger a Fox
Snog a snake
Grope a goat
Feel a flamingo
Goose a goose
Suck a shrimp
Blow a baboon
Flash a frog
Dildo a dingo
Bugger a badger
Deep throat a duck
Shag a sheep
Dick a donkey
Fuck a ferret
Pull a penguin
Pump a platypus
Dick slap a deer
Jump a jackal
Fellate a fish
Kiss a koala
Dry hump a dolphin
Fudge pack a fur seal
Masturbate a marmoset
Arouse an antelope
Ball-gag a buffalo
Vibrate a vulture
Pimp slap a panther
Booty call a bumble bee
Carpet munch a chipmonk
Cross dress a chameleon
Facial a French bulldog
Pecker push a poodle
Gag a grizzly bear
Hand job a hamster
Get horny with a rhino
Doggy style with a dalmation
Oral sex with an owl
69 with a squirrel
Give head to a gibbon
Reach around a rat
Perform cunnilingus on a camel
Gang bang giraffes

Our suggestion box is always there
To change our current bill of fare
If you think there’s something missing
Or you prefer something else for kissing
We always respond to customer’s review
At Big Dave’s Heavy Petting Zoo