Willard the Llama

Willard the llama, disappointed his mamma, when he told her he was gay.
He popped a cap in her ass, and ran away fast, to be seen another day.
By gay he meant happy his momma was snappy and he just hid under the sky.
On God's green earth when she gave birth she was the happiest llama alive.
Willard got sad so he ran to his dad and said "Dad I've been momma deprived."
Willard met the snake who rolled him out a cake and sent him on his way
The rest were nice there were no fights, though it happened Willard was gay.