The Same Lame Blame

 Global warming: I blame smokers
The current recession: I blame the Jews
Health service in crisis: I blame the refugees

All forms of Cancer: I blame smokers
Overpriced retail goods: I blame the Jews
Education service overstretched: I blame the refugees

World wide pollution: I blame smokers
Falling house prices: I blame the Jews
Shortage of social housing: I blame the refugees

Children suffering from asthma: I blame smokers
The falling average wage: I blame the Jews
Over population of the UK: I blame refugees

Fog and mist: I blame smokers
Crap Disney Movies: I blame the Jews
Rise in sportswear wearing: I blame the refugees

High food prices: I blame fat people
Abundance of vegetables: I blame thin people
Religious bigotry: I blame the Catholics
Religious bigotry: I blame the Protestants
Over priced soaps: I blame smelly people
My sore neck: I blame tall people
My sore back: I blame short people
Soaring crime figures: I blame Junkies
Violence on the streets: I blame alcoholics
My lack of sex: I blame ugly people
My small penis: I blame God and his followers
Poor public transport: I blame the disabled
Tax avoidance / evasion: I blame the gypsies
Disco still in existence: I blame homosexuals
Stupid looking beards: I blame metrosexuals
The X factor being popular: I blame the deaf
For not standing up and speaking out: I blame the dumb
The fame of celebrities: I blame the stupid
Shoes by Jimmy Shoo: I blame the blind
For Reggae reggae chicken: I blame the blacks
For Sushi and karaoke: I blame the Japanese
The lack of miracles: I blame the atheists
Street riots and vandalism: I blame anarchists


So let’s see, who have we got here?

Fat people, thin people, Catholics, Protestants,
Smelly people, tall people, short people, junkies,
Alcoholics, ugly people, God and his followers,
Disabled people, Gypsies, homosexuals, metrosexuals,
The deaf, the dumb, the stupid, the blind, black people,
The Japanese, atheists, anarchists, smokers, the Jews
And of course refugees

Let’s round them all up, put them in internment camps
Let’s shoot them by firing squad, put them in gas chambers
Let’s wipe them all off the face of the earth, let's do
Some good, let’s heal the planet; let’s make it a fit place
To live for our children and our children's children

Come On, let’s do it! Who's With Me?