science explains same-sex attraction

Each time Pavlov fed his dog he also rang the bell.
The dog associated - equated - the one with the other,
The food with the bell.
 
So all Pavlov had to do to get the dog  
to salivate was to ring the bell.
 
Next he tried a different bell.
Pavlov found that a second bell  
worked just as well.
 
How does this relate to same-sex sex?
Think of your mind as the dog.
Physical pleasure is the food.
Your sex organ is the bell.
 
You (your mind) notices that pleasure goes with the sex organ.
Each time you gain that unique pleasure,orgasm,
That same sex organ is there.
So you come to associate the two together.
"Penis is for pleasure,"
is the thought in the back of your mind.
(If you're a female it is,
"Pussy is for pleasure.")
 
All you have to do is "ring the bell"
(Handle your sex organ)
To get the pleasure to show up.
 
Based on Pavlov's dog experiments,
Wherein a SECOND bell was rung,
But the result (salivating) was the SAME,
We can conclude the following is true:
 
If you "ring the bell" while using a second bell
Which here means to take a second penis and handle it,
The result will be the same as before -
You will find pleasure in it (vicariously).
(Your sex secretions may start flowing
In the form of a droplet of lubrication.)
 
Yes, same-sex attraction is as logical  
as finding a second slice of pizza  
Is as attractive as the first slice.
Your own sex organ is the first slice.
Your partner's is the second slice.
 
When we realize how vulnerable we all are,
It's amazing - an amazing achievement -
That the homosexual community is  
as limited in numbers as it is !!  
Western Civilization has at least  
Accomplished that much.(Until now.)