Let’s Do Lunch

 I hate the way you slurp your tea
I hate the way you glare at me

I hate the way you swill your soup
I hate the way you gossip and snoop

I hate the way you smack your lips
I hate the way your ego tips

I hate the way you chomp your jaws
I hate the way you scratch with claws

I hate the way you chew your food
I hate the way you hate me nude

I hate the way you gnaw on corn
I hate the way you’d rather watch porn

I hate the way you nibble and pick
I hate the way you think I’m a dick

I hate the way you munch your toast
I hate the way you hate me the most

I hate the way you swig your wine
I hate the way you’re no longer mine

I hate the way you munch and crunch
We really should do lunch