Chairs

Mankind has questioned,
poked and prodded,
scribbled notes on paper,
then asked the question
Can I sit on that?

Mankind tried sitting on cacti
Ouch!
bit prickly
Mankind tried sitting on a rock
Eh...it is a bit hard
what about grass?
Eureka! soft grass

years ticked by
the mammoth their prey
and sat in its fur
Oooh...The perfect fabric
fur+rock=chair

Over ages of time
Mankind tried and is always trying
to create the
Perfect Chair

For ultimate
Strength,
Reliability,
Ajustability (very very important criteria),
and heavenly comfort
This is what makes a chair perfect

Who cares about
Cancer,
Food,
Disease,
Famine,
or the environment

None of it matters without our dear bottom huggers
the chairs!