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ALL IN A DAY'S WORK
I.
He was a rich man who had a strange hobby
of buying panties off women in hotel lobbies
Young girls, blonde,nicely shaped he preferred
and with his fat wallet one day such a one he lured
"Fifty for your panties, darlin'. My name is Bobby."
2.
They re-joined in the bar, talk was terse
She had put her panties in her purse
He handed over a fifty
She handed over her panties, then left swiftly
One sniff and fresh eau de parfum hit him like a wrathful curse!
He was a rich man who had a strange hobby
of buying panties off women in hotel lobbies
Young girls, blonde,nicely shaped he preferred
and with his fat wallet one day such a one he lured
"Fifty for your panties, darlin'. My name is Bobby."
2.
They re-joined in the bar, talk was terse
She had put her panties in her purse
He handed over a fifty
She handed over her panties, then left swiftly
One sniff and fresh eau de parfum hit him like a wrathful curse!
Published 31st Oct 2015
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31st Oct 2015 4:30am
Hate to tell you this candy man...but in mih poor alchoholic daze...sold panties for money....
But they weren't worn by me...
They were jizzed on by mih hunnny.
Lol you are pure unique!! Love ya dollface! Salute Erotic Haiku!
Love
Calamity of Jennifer
But they weren't worn by me...
They were jizzed on by mih hunnny.
Lol you are pure unique!! Love ya dollface! Salute Erotic Haiku!
Love
Calamity of Jennifer
31st Oct 2015 5:08am
I sincerely appreciate your candid confession.
The panty trade I've always steered clear of, suspecting hanky-panky (no pun intended).But it's certainly been one of my fantasies in an ideal world.
Thanks for always mentioning the restaurant. Big Xmas bash due early December!
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The panty trade I've always steered clear of, suspecting hanky-panky (no pun intended).But it's certainly been one of my fantasies in an ideal world.
Thanks for always mentioning the restaurant. Big Xmas bash due early December!
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1st Nov 2015 8:27am
Ooh! Have fun! I keep meaning google it...think it sounds like a place i would be a patron of if it were near.
I should try to remember to mention it my responses to your wonderderful comments on mih page! Am always so flattered and thrilled by them.
Lmao hanky panky...
I cunt believe i owned up..but as said..
In my lost daze as a drunk. Sober now! Wish i could be a "normal" that way. Oh to savour a glass of Shiraz..
But yes..the panty trade is stained im afraid by twats l ike mine that needed some funk on em..gave em spunk on em...and passed it as female. Horrible..a fettishist miself..feel bad for the few poor souls now.
The very best to you mih treasured friend!
Love your off the wall pen! 💋🔫
Calamity of jen
I should try to remember to mention it my responses to your wonderderful comments on mih page! Am always so flattered and thrilled by them.
Lmao hanky panky...
I cunt believe i owned up..but as said..
In my lost daze as a drunk. Sober now! Wish i could be a "normal" that way. Oh to savour a glass of Shiraz..
But yes..the panty trade is stained im afraid by twats l ike mine that needed some funk on em..gave em spunk on em...and passed it as female. Horrible..a fettishist miself..feel bad for the few poor souls now.
The very best to you mih treasured friend!
Love your off the wall pen! 💋🔫
Calamity of jen
2nd Nov 2015 1:45am
you paint a picture candycrier....can always rely on you for something different...enjoyed the read... :)
Glad you enjoyed it, even though Bobby had his expectations cruelly dashed.
9th Nov 2015 9:04am
9th Nov 2015 2:56pm
