Free will

Free will?
What a fucking joke
Its better than any Chuck Norris joke I've ever heard
Like Chuck Norris makes onions cry
He doesn't do push ups...he pushes the earth down
The funny bit about free will
is the fact that we think its real
Like a lost traveler in a desert thinking that a mirage is real
Sure the water is there...until there is nothing but sand

Go ahead
You have every right to buy a Rolls Royce
Can you?
No!...why?
Money

Go ahead
Get married
But...You're stuck with her now
and then go ahead
Get divorced
Its gonna cost ya

Go ahead
Choose to walk in the shopping mall naked
You'll be humiliated and then arrested

That's excluding all the
Laws
The work
Taxes
Chores
Budgeting for the month
Working for idiots or managing idiots
Social contracts

So um...tell me again of this free will
It sounds like the punch line
To a bloody good joke
That's if you don't mind the
PUNCH
LINE